Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

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What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit

Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.