Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

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Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit