What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic