What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know