What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

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How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.