Crustacean Jokes

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

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