How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.