How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

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What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing?

They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.