A taxi driver
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They already know everything.
A taxi driver.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
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They are sitting on their lips!
Alcohol
Vultures attack first, when you are dead.
A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.
He's not a fan of juvenile plots.
A good start.
Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.
A taxicab driver.
He heils a taxi!
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!