What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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What's the best thing about a dead baby?

The aftertaste.

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

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Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

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What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.