What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

Miscarriage Jokes More Miscarriage Jokes

Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.