Billy Jokes

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

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Swingset Jokes More Swingset Jokes

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Meme Jokes More Meme Jokes

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Why did Megan fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan.

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Buffalo Bill Jokes More Buffalo Bill Jokes

Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?