Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.