What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....