How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

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Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

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What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.