How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.

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Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

How does a redheaded surgeon operate?

Gingerly

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How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.