What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

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What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Why don't the police protest against BLM?

Because they have jobs.

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Photographer Jokes More Photographer Jokes

Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot