What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

Lets get Jobs!

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Harm Jokes More Harm Jokes

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Photographer Jokes More Photographer Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why was the photographer arested?

Indecent exposure.