Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

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What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

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What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.