What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?"

Statue Liberty Jokes More Statue Liberty Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Torch Jokes More Torch Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ?

Carrie a torch !

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Symbol Jokes More Symbol Jokes

What symbol dispels a hex?

A hexagon! -In collaboration with my kid sister.

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Inability Jokes More Inability Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

Represent Jokes More Represent Jokes

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.