Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence