Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

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What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

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Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.