What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.