What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

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Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

Peep Jokes More Peep Jokes

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.