Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

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Because someone threw a canoe at him !

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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First, invade ze kitchen...

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A: She couldn't find the recipe.

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What's another word for Italian cologne?

Garlic