Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

Tic Tac Jokes More Tic Tac Jokes

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

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What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common?

They are both straight until it gets hot.

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

What did the underweight onion say to the garlic?

No more light bulb jokes!

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it