What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

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What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!