What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?

You know he's guilty.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color is the sun?

ampnbsp Yellow.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Free Jokes More Free Jokes

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what