Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

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How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

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Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift