Keyboard Jokes

What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard?

An R key.

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What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Who could it be?

there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard?

Esc

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

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What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard?

The spacebar!

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

Space Bar Jokes More Space Bar Jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Chihuahuas Jokes More Chihuahuas Jokes

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Astronaut Favorite Key Jokes More Astronaut Favorite Key Jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard?

The spacebar!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!