Keyboard Jokes

What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard?

An R key.

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What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Who could it be?

there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard?

Esc

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

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What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard?

The spacebar!

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color?

Twerquoise

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

Space Bar Jokes More Space Bar Jokes

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!