Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

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Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.