Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

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Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

Why can't you trick unemployed jesters?

Because they're nobody's fool

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.