Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

July Jokes More July Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.