Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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What does an Ent want?

A bad birch.

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

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What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.