Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff