Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

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What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

How do we not know what women want yet?

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!