An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3
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Past tense.
He wanted someone who understood and case.
in the MLA boxing ring
English teachers and Alzheimer's patients
Sir!
They both hand out long sentences.
When she hands out long sentences.
They prefer complete sentences.
So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.
It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
Someone who takes everything literally
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
He needed somebody to cosine.
He needed the cowlcium.
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
They couldn't be further from my mind.
NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!
Because theyre pi rates.
Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"
She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."
Because they don't like to judge anyone.
