Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

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What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

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An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.