Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

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What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

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What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.