Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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What did you win?

Atrophy

What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

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What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !