Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

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How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare