When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

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How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand