Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."