They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.
9" 11
Because it's grounded.
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Laying mantises.
Women Say the Darndest Things
A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.