They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
She told people to stop patronizing her.
There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.
Can I crash at your place
Aren't they themselves a carry-on?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.
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Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.