Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

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What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.