Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.