What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on