Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

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What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

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They admit de feet.

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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It's not my fault.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.