Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.