What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.