What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!