When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend?

accommodating.

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget with leprosy?

A leperchaun!

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table