What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.