What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

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Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What's the difference between A pope and THE pope?

bout tree fiddy.

Where do some popes get their vestments?

Urban Outfitters

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"