Why are all lesbians ill?

They lack vitamin D

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

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Cause they lack the towers.

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Why are all lesbians ill?

They lack vitamin D

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".