What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

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What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)