What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

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What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.