Laugh Matter Jokes

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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Stop Sign Jokes More Stop Sign Jokes

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How does a black girl know she's pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked

What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What building has the most stories?

A library.

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()