Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!