What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.