What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

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Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.