What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

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Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren't that bright !

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !