What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

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Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren't that bright !