How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What's your ring tone?

Pinkish with a bit of brown.

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels