The NaaaaayyyVY
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A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.
Because it broke every branch of the law.
Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.
The Salvation Army.
What branch of government actually listens to the people?
Because he couldn't branch out.
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
The one with the most branches!
Because the Chimp-Can't -See
It started its own branch
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They branch out
Because they stick
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
I'll let you know when I find out...
Cleanup on the detergent aisle"
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!
Because he was often scratched!
Wannabee Wahhabi.
Because he's married.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Because they hate French Press!
I'm stumped.
By feeding the poor to the hungry.
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.
But chessy but gets a good giggle :D
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
