The NaaaaayyyVY
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Coffee Mug
A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.
Because it broke every branch of the law.
Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.
The Salvation Army.
What branch of government actually listens to the people?
Because he couldn't branch out.
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
The one with the most branches!
Because the Chimp-Can't -See
It started its own branch
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They branch out
Because they stick
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!
He had to wait in a Q!
Pilot.
They both only work with a chain on.
Fearless Reader
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
Because they heard it was radical!
An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)
Gee, I'm a tree.
A refrigerator.
A refrigerator. Sorry.
Cleanup on the detergent aisle"
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
