What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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What do you call a show about puns?

A play on words.

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.