What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

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Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!