What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

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Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.