Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital?

the I see you.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.