What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

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What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.